Lock up your really nice bike with a bike lock that says its a piece of shit! This will confuse the assailant and make them question whether or not the bike is worth stealing. We’ve made the bike lock a bright color so that we attract people who are looking for bikes to steal....and then bam! They read the thing on the lock. Psh. Then they are like “Whoa I’m not stealing this absolute piece. Good thing the owner of the bike warned me before I stole it super easily because the bike lock clearly doesn’t work at all”.