What do you do when the purveyors of subverting mainstream culture become the mainstream? You subvert them. All of your local influencers glommed onto this thing like a chew toy and rubbed it raw. No one wants to see the MSCHF x Travis Scott x Dairy Queen collab you sheep. If you were being honest (which you won’t be), you want to have sex with this thing. So here you go. Have as much sex with it as you want. There is no way to clean it. Nice try Greg.